Ultimate sacrifice

Post by **sushi** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:34 pm

Ok I did it, I went with the wife to IKEA - on holiday- in France.

learnings for you men out there:

1. IKEA is hell for the male species, also abroad
2. the female in general seems to be able to find sonething in the small items area of IKEA, even when some 1000 km away from home.
3. IKEA must have some mikrowaves that influence the female brain, turning it into shopping ( not to be mistaken with buying) mode.

Share your learnings!

KoffeinFlummi · Post by **KoffeinFlummi** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:37 pm

MEATBALLS

Post by **matsif** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:15 pm

KoffeinFlummi wrote:MEATBALLS

made with fresh horse

KoffeinFlummi · Post by **KoffeinFlummi** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:16 pm

matsif wrote:
KoffeinFlummi wrote:MEATBALLS
made with fresh horse

I'm okay with that.

Post by **A Docile Sloth** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:46 pm

You forgot about IKEA being a place where time ceases to exist as it does in the rest of the world. It warps in strange ways.

Jokerle · Post by **Jokerle** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:29 pm

Me: "our car is too small for that"
Her:"No it is not, we can lower the backseats"
Me:"Look, that thing is 2m long, we will have to leave the trunk open, and even then...."
Her:"I can sit in the backseat so the co-driver place can be used. It will fit! It has to! Why dont you trust me once?"
Me:"No..look...it....ahh...whatever'
(after paying and carrying to the car, 45min of trying every fecking angle for the package to get it into the car, and 'many good' advices of course.)
Her: "oh it does not seem to fit.. sorry! Can you carry it back to the counter so we can send it by the service?"
Me: "surrrrre..."

haruky · Post by **haruky** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:48 pm

I LOVE IKEA...

Fanne · Post by **Fanne** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:59 am

not only carry the parts, get them togethers with hints from the misses...

BlooDRaptoR1 · Post by **BlooDRaptoR1** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:12 am

MAMAAAAAAA JUST KILLED A WIFE

~ mercury freddy meme ~

waxass366 · Post by **waxass366** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:36 am

I love assembling Ikea furniture. Its like a puzzle

Spoiler: show

cairdazar · Post by **cairdazar** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:18 am

waxass366 wrote:I love assembling Ikea furniture. Its like a puzzle
Spoiler: show
Working on a wardrobe and a bed at the moment

Novelty value I assure you, it gets mindbogglingly boring after a few days.
I spent 3 summers assembling stuff for the exhibitions at my local store.
Imagine that, a swede that worked at IKEA =p

cairdazar · Post by **cairdazar** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:20 am

A Docile Sloth wrote:You forgot about IKEA being a place where time ceases to exist as it does in the rest of the world. It warps in strange ways.

IKEA is like casinos but with out the fun, they are both designed to make you spend much more time and money then you intended

LoA · Post by **LoA** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:09 pm

http://i.imgur.com/9WhOinh.jpg

Fields · Post by **Fields** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:01 pm

1. Ikea and furniture shopping is lots of fun.

2. http://dailysparkstribune.com/view/full ... --BLM-says

Digz · Post by **Digz** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:32 am

jokerle GF

It will fit!

that's what she said!

I'm trying hard to maintain my title as
the last man that never went to IKEA in Israel.
friends report that guys got nothing to do there but eat the hot dogs,
their part begin at home, building the sofa or whatever.

Free-to-play based on teamplay and tactics.

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