GCW17 Article 2



{| width=900 align=center = Boardroom Brawl  by A Docile Sloth =

I t has emerged that a high ranking member of KART was killed during discussions surrounding their surrender. Colonel BlackIce was reportedly bludgeoned to death as the debate turned ugly. It has emerged that he was claiming the Clowder’s addiction to KART’s rainbow coloured sweets was distorting their judgement. It was his belief that KART could easily turn around their streak of bad luck and that there was no cause for surrender.

The majority of the Clowder became angry with his opinions, although it is emerging that this is not due to his opposition to surrender. It is becoming clear that the discussion turned into a brawl over BlackIce’s comment’s regarding the sweets. Events during the recent conflict have shown that the KART sweets have a detrimental effect on the mental health of people who consume them and Colonel BlackIce may have believed that this mental degradation was the cause of the majority of the Clowder seeing surrender as necessary.

KART have released a statement on the situation. However, it only confirms that Colonel BlackIce was killed during a brawl in a high ranking meeting.

Expandas found Dead
F ormer head of the KART Confederacy, Top Cat Expandas, has been found dead. His body was discovered before dawn on Wednesday outside the Gecamines Commercial Building in Kinshasa in a large puddle of green paint. A rope was also discovered hanging down eleven floors of the building’s twenty two stories with a piece of soft human tissue attached. A bathtub with traces of green paint was also discovered. A forensics team was brought in to examine the scene and at approximately 6am local time, the body was removed for post mortem examination.

The following day, local authorities formally identified the body as that of Expandas and confirmed that the soft tissue found on the rope was from the former KART leader’s body. They also announced that they wished to speak with former Clouder member KoffeinFlummi. A partial fingerprint and DNA found on the bathtub match those of the former Major General. The post-mortem discovered green paint in Expandas’ lungs and stomach.

Provisional speculation from sources within the investigating department suggest a rather unusual form of demise. The indications point to KoffeinFlummi submerging the former leader in green paint on the roof of the Gecamines Commercial Building. This resulted in Expandas consuming large volumes of the green liquid before drowning. KoffeinFlummi then proceeded to tie a rope around his former General’s waist and threw him off the building. The rope snagged around some soft tissue which proceeded to rip off resulting in Expandas plunging onto the pavement below. The force of impact ruptured his stomach and lungs, spilling green paint across the surrounding area.

Boardroom Brawl


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