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{| width=900 align=center = KART Fallout  by A Docile Sloth =

Subliminal Messaging
D uring the course of the recent conflict, a member of the Global Conflict Weekly has been hiding pro KART Messages in various articles. Initially unnoticed by the GCW editorial staff, these messages were published in numerous issues. Every message was created by hiding words through the articles or creating short phrases using the first letter of sentences. Littered throughout recent publications, these messages became more elaborate as time went on. Order has returned to this publication with new safeguards against future actions of a similar design. Due to the nature of the messages, and GCW’s continued efforts to remain impartial, the team at Global Conflict Weekly would like to apologise for this apparent breach of our code of conduct.

Boardroom Brawl
I t has emerged that a high ranking member of KART was killed during discussions surrounding their surrender. Colonel BlackIce was reportedly bludgeoned to death as the debate turned ugly. It has emerged that he was claiming the Clowder’s addiction to KART’s rainbow coloured sweets was distorting their judgement. It was his belief that KART could easily turn around their streak of bad luck and that there was no cause for surrender.

The majority of the Clowder became angry with his opinions, although it is emerging that this is not due to his opposition to surrender. It is becoming clear that the discussion turned into a brawl over BlackIce’s comment’s regarding the sweets. Events during the recent conflict have shown that the KART sweets have a detrimental effect on the mental health of people who consume them and Colonel BlackIce may have believed that this mental degradation was the cause of the majority of the Clowder seeing surrender as necessary.

KART have released a statement on the situation. However, it only confirms that Colonel BlackIce was killed during a brawl in a high ranking meeting.

KART Fallout


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